All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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