Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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