What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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