Don't EVER smell your tampon
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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