scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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