last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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