Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Swine flu is the new snow day.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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