I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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