why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
What a dumb baby whore.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
