he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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