i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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