We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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