She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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