You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
they need to just BURY HIM!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
No subtext here. People are naked.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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