I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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