Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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You tried paying your tab with the coaster
my nose is crying tears of wow.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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