I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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