So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
