she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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