New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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