Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Why are your pants in the freezer?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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