i was born a porn star she said
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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