I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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