god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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