Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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