I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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