Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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