She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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