I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
