This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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