Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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