So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
