Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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