I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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