i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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