is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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