i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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