What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We have so much sex to catch up on
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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