3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?