Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."