i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick