Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I still have a little drunk in my system
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
