vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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