like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I need to align my fucking chakras
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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