you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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