Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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