..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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