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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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