just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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