you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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