...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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