Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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