fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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