i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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