Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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