I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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