had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He shit in the fireplace
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