she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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