Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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